YOU SAID:

I'd dodge the sword just to have them sandwich my face as I die from a severe concussion.

INTO JAPANESE

私は重度の脳震盪で死ぬとき、私は彼らに私の顔を挟んでもらうために剣をかわします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I die of severe concussion, I dodge the sword to get them to pinch my face.

INTO JAPANESE

私は重度の脳震盪で死ぬとき、私は彼らが私の顔をつまむために剣をかわします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I die of severe concussion, I dodge the sword for them to pinch my face.

INTO JAPANESE

私は重度の脳震盪で死ぬとき、私は彼らが私の顔をつまむために剣をかわします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I die of severe concussion, I dodge the sword for them to pinch my face.