YOU SAID:

i don’t know anything clever to put into this thing

INTO JAPANESE

私はこのことに賢明なことは何も知らない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I this is a wise thing don't know anything

INTO JAPANESE

this is a misunderstanding これ 誤解 i don't know this man 私 この男 を知らない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is a misunderstanding. I don't know this man.

INTO JAPANESE

this is a misunderstanding これ 誤解 i don't know this man 私 この男 を知らない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is a misunderstanding. I don't know this man.