YOU SAID:

I don't know how to speak Japanese because I'm a weeaboo.

INTO JAPANESE

私は、weeaboo ので日本語を話す方法を知らない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't know how to speak weeaboo in Japan.

INTO JAPANESE

私は日本で weeaboo を話す方法を知らない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I do not know how to speak the weeaboo in Japan.

INTO JAPANESE

日本で weeaboo を話す方法がわからない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Do not know how to speak the weeaboo in Japan.

INTO JAPANESE

日本で weeaboo を話す方法を知らない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Do not know how to speak the weeaboo in Japan.