YOU SAID:

I don't think I wanted the chicken to sit on my head, but unfortunately, a chicken sits where a chicken fits.

INTO JAPANESE

鶏を頭に乗せたくなかったと思いますが、残念ながら鶏は鶏が合うところに座っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You probably didn't want to put the chicken on your head, but unfortunately the chicken sits where it fits.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたはおそらくあなたの頭に鶏肉を置きたくなかったでしょう、しかし残念ながら鶏肉はそれが合うところに座っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You probably didn't want to put the chicken on your head, but unfortunately the chicken sits where it fits.