YOU SAID:

I don't trust anything that bleeds from it's crotch for five days and doesn't die.

INTO JAPANESE

私は5日間股間から出血して死ぬことがないものは信頼していません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I do not trust things that will not die after bleeding from the crotch for 5 days.

INTO JAPANESE

私は5日間股下から出血した後に死なないであろうものを信頼しません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I do not trust anything that will not die after bleeding from the inseam for 5 days.

INTO JAPANESE

私は5日間股下から出血した後に死なないであろう何かを信頼しません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I do not trust something that will not die after bleeding from the inseam for 5 days.

INTO JAPANESE

私は5日間股下から出血した後に死にそうにない何かを信頼しません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I do not trust something that is unlikely to die after bleeding from the inseam for 5 days.

INTO JAPANESE

私は5日間股下から出血した後に死ぬ可能性が低い何かを信頼しません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I do not trust something that is unlikely to die after bleeding from the inseam for 5 days.