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I don't understand how to behave in the company of ladies. Madam, in the course of my life I have seen more women than you have sparrows. Three times have I fought duels for women, twelve I jilted and nine jilted me. There was a time when I played the fool, used honeyed language, bowed and scraped. I loved, suffered, sighed to the moon, melted in love's torments. I loved passionately, I loved to madness, loved in every key, chattered like a magpie on emancipation, sacrificed half my fortune in the tender passion, until now the devil knows I've had enough of it. Your obedient servant will let you lead him around by the nose no more. Enough! Black eyes, passionate eyes, coral lips, dimples in cheeks, moonlight whispers, soft, modest sights--for all that, madam, I wouldn't pay a kopeck! I am not speaking of present company, but of women in general; from the tiniest to the greatest, they are conceited, hypocritical, chattering, odious, deceitful from top to toe; vain, petty, cruel with a maddening logic and in this respect, please excuse my frankness, but one sparrow is worth ten of the aforementioned petticoat-philosophers. When one sees one of the romantic creatures before him he imagines he is looking at some holy being, so wonderful that its one breath could dissolve him in a sea of a thousand charms and delights; but if one looks into the soul--it's nothing but a common crocodile. But the worst of all is that this crocodile imagines it is a masterpiece of creation, and that it has a monopoly on all the tender passions. May the devil hang me upside down if there is anything to love about a woman! When she is in love, all she knows is how to complain and shed tears. If the man suffers and makes sacrifices she swings her train about and tries to lead him by the nose. You have the misfortune to be a woman, and naturally you know woman's nature; tell me on your honor, have you ever in your life seen a woman who was really true and faithful? Never! Only the old and the deformed are true and faithful. It's easier to find a cat with horns or a white woodcock, than a faithful woman.

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私は女性の会社でどのように振る舞うべきかわからない。マダム、私の人生の中で私はあなたがスズメを持っているよりも多くの女性を見てきました。私は女性のための決闘を3回戦ったことがあります。私が愚か者を演じ、蜂蜜の言葉を使い、お辞儀をして掻き出した時がありました。私は愛し、苦しみ、月にため息をつき、lに溶けた

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I do not know how to behave in the company of women I. I've seen more women than you have a Sparrow in Madame and my life. I duel for the woman of the third round I had is there. I played the fool, use honey, bows scratching

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私は女性の会社で振る舞う方法を知りません。私はあなたがマダムと私の人生でスズメを持っているより多くの女性を見ました。私が持っていた第3ラウンドの女性のために決闘します。私は愚か者を演じた、蜂蜜を使う、弓を掻く

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I do not know how to behave at a female company. I saw more women you have madam and sparrows in my life. I will fight for the third round women I had. I played a fool, use honey, scratch the bow

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私は女性の会社で行動する方法がわかりません。私はあなたが私の生活の中であなたがマダムとスズメを持っているより多くの女性を見ました。私は私が持っていた第3ラウンドの女性のために戦うつもりです。私は愚か者を演じ、蜂蜜を使い、弓を擦ります

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I do not know how to act at a female company. I have seen more women you have madam and sparrow in my life. I will fight for the third round women I had. I play a fool, I use honey and rub a bow

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私は女性の会社で行動する方法を知りません。私はあなたが私の人生でマダムとスズメを持っている女性をもっと見ました。私は私が持っていた第3ラウンドの女性のために戦うつもりです。私は愚か者を演じる、私は蜂蜜を使いそして弓をこする

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I do not know how to act at a female company. I have seen more of the women you have madam and sparrow in my life. I will fight for the third round women I had. I play a fool, I use honey and rub the bow

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私は女性の会社で行動する方法を知りません。私はあなたが私の生活の中でマダムとスズメを持っている女性の多くを見ました。私は私が持っていた第3ラウンドの女性のために戦うつもりです。私は愚か者を演じる、私は蜂蜜を使いそして弓をこする

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I do not know how to act at a female company. I saw a lot of women you have madam and sparrow in my life. I will fight for the third round women I had. I play a fool, I use honey and rub the bow

INTO JAPANESE

私は女性の会社で行動する方法を知りません。私はあなたが私の人生にマダムとスズメを持っている女性をたくさん見ました。私は私が持っていた第3ラウンドの女性のために戦うつもりです。私は愚か者を演じる、私は蜂蜜を使いそして弓をこする

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I do not know how to act at a female company. I saw a lot of women you have madam and sparrow in my life. I will fight for the third round women I had. I play a fool, I use honey and rub the bow