YOU SAID:

I don’t want to go to school cause literally all my teachers are homophonic

INTO JAPANESE

学校に行きたくない、だって文字通り先生は全員同音異義語だから

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I don't want to go to school because literally all the teachers are homonyms.

INTO JAPANESE

文字通り、先生は全員同性愛者なので、学校に行きたくないです。

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I don't want to go to school because literally all the teachers are gay.

INTO JAPANESE

文字通り、教師は全員ゲイなので学校に行きたくない。

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I literally don't want to go to school because all the teachers are gay.

INTO JAPANESE

先生はみんなゲイなので文字通り学校に行きたくないです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I literally don't want to go to school because all the teachers are gay.