YOU SAID:
i dont know what the heck is going on right now send assistance please
INTO JAPANESE
今一体何が起こっているのかわからない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not know what is going on right now
INTO JAPANESE
今何が起こっているのかわかりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not know what is going on right now
That didn't even make that much sense in English.