YOU SAID:

I doo doo farted because there is no choice.

INTO JAPANESE

仕方がないのでおならしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I had no choice but to flatulence.

INTO JAPANESE

私は鼓腸するしかない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have no choice but to flatulence.

INTO JAPANESE

私は鼓腸するしかない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have no choice but to flatulence.