YOU SAID:

i doo doo farted because there was no other choice

INTO JAPANESE

他に選択肢がなかったので、私はドゥードゥーおならしました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I had no other choice, so I flatulent

INTO JAPANESE

他に選択肢がなかったので、鼓腸しました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I had flatulence because I had no other choice

INTO JAPANESE

他に選択肢がなかったので鼓腸がありました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I had flatulence because I had no other choice