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I drink beer because I should when it's warm it tastes real crappy but cold beer will make me happy

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私がビールを飲むのは、暖かいときは本当にくだらない味がするはずだからだけど、冷たいビールは私を幸せにする

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I drink beer because it tastes really bad when it's warm, but cold beer makes me happy

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ビールは温かいとまずいのでよく飲みますが、冷たいビールは嬉しいです。

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I drink a lot of beer because it tastes bad when it's warm, but I like cold beer.

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ビールは温かいとまずいのでよく飲みますが、冷たいビールが好きです。

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I drink a lot of beer because it tastes bad when it's warm, but I like cold beer.