YOU SAID:

I eat 稲妻 and kuso 雷 you plick!

INTO JAPANESE

I eat 稲妻 and kuso 雷 you plick!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I eat lightning and kuso thunder you plick!

INTO JAPANESE

私は稲妻とくそ雷を食べます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I eat lightning and damn thunder.

INTO JAPANESE

私は稲妻といまいましい雷を食べます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I eat lightning and damn thunder.