YOU SAID:

i eat brown cupboards because i am the big bad wolf.

INTO JAPANESE

私は大きくて悪いオオカミなので、茶色の食器棚を食べます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I eat the brown cupboard because I'm the big bad wolf.

INTO JAPANESE

私は大きくて悪いオオカミなので、茶色の食器棚を食べます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I eat the brown cupboard because I'm the big bad wolf.