YOU SAID:
i eat cats cats eat me when how why yes?
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫を食べる猫はなぜ私を食べるのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat cats Why do cats eat me?
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫を食べるなぜ猫は私を食べるのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat cats Why do cats eat me?
Come on, you can do better than that.