YOU SAID:

I eat horse eggs and puke them on my girlfriend

INTO JAPANESE

私は馬の卵を食べ、彼女の上でそれらを突きます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate horse eggs and poked them on her

INTO JAPANESE

私は馬の卵を食べて彼女につついた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate horse eggs and poked at her

INTO JAPANESE

私は馬の卵を食べて彼女をつついた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate a horse egg and poked her

INTO JAPANESE

私は馬の卵を食べて彼女をつついた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ate a horse egg and poked her