YOU SAID:
i eat humans for breakfast and rats (not unlike yourself) for dinner
INTO JAPANESE
私は朝食に人間を食べ、夕食にネズミを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat humans for breakfast and mice for supper
INTO JAPANESE
私は朝食に人間を、夕食にマウスを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat humans for breakfast and mice for dinner
INTO JAPANESE
私は朝食に人間を、夕食にネズミを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat humans for breakfast and mice for dinner
That didn't even make that much sense in English.