YOU SAID:
I eat kids and lick chairs made of fire
INTO JAPANESE
私は子供を食べ、火で作られた椅子をなめている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat children and lick a chair made of fire
INTO JAPANESE
私は子供を食べ、火でできた椅子をなめている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat children and lick a chair made of fire
You've done this before, haven't you.