YOU SAID:
I eat little kids and dogs for brunch
INTO JAPANESE
私はブランチのために小さな子供たちと犬を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat little kids and dogs for a brunch
INTO JAPANESE
私はブランチのために小さな子供たちと犬を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat little kids and dogs for a brunch
That didn't even make that much sense in English.