YOU SAID:

i eat my dads dogs left buttcheek on saturdday yeet

INTO JAPANESE

私は土曜日にお尻を残して私の父親の犬を食べる

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I eat my father's dog leaving my ass on Saturday

INTO JAPANESE

私は土曜日に私のお尻を残して私の父の犬を食べる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I eat my father's dog leaving my ass on Saturday