YOU SAID:
i eat obama like hes a piece of steak
INTO JAPANESE
彼はステーキのように私はオバマを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He eats Obama like a steak
INTO JAPANESE
彼はオバマをステーキのように食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He eats Obama like a steak
That didn't even make that much sense in English.