YOU SAID:

I eat poo and I had a crush on you

INTO JAPANESE

私はうんちを食べ、私はあなたに挫折

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I eat poo, I am frustrated with you

INTO JAPANESE

私はうんちを食べる、私はあなたとイライラしています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I eat poo, I am frustrated with you