YOU SAID:
I eat shampoo for breakfast uwu ok??
INTO JAPANESE
朝食にシャンプーを食べるのですが、大丈夫ですか??
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat shampoo for breakfast, is that okay?
INTO JAPANESE
朝食にシャンプーを食べますが、大丈夫ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat shampoo for breakfast, is that okay?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.