Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

I exist through my need to self-oblige

INTO JAPANESE

私は自己負担する必要があります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have to pay myself

INTO JAPANESE

私は自分で支払わなければなりません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have to pay myself

Equilibrium found!

That's deep, man.

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