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I fall down a slide like a bird that never learned how to fly from his stupid parents that were not even proper birds.

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私は、適切な鳥でさえなかった彼の愚かな両親から飛ぶ方法を決して学ばなかった鳥のように滑り台に落ちます。

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I fall on the slide like a bird that never learned how to fly from his stupid parents who weren't even the right birds.

INTO JAPANESE

私は、適切な鳥でさえなかった彼の愚かな両親から飛ぶ方法を決して学ばなかった鳥のようにスライドに落ちます。

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I fall on a slide like a bird that never learned how to fly from his stupid parents who weren't even the right birds.

INTO JAPANESE

私は、適切な鳥でさえなかった彼の愚かな両親から飛ぶ方法を決して学ばなかった鳥のようなスライドに落ちます。

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I fall into a bird-like slide that never learned how to fly from his stupid parents who weren't even the right birds.

INTO JAPANESE

私は鳥のようなスライドに陥ります。それは、適切な鳥でさえなかった彼の愚かな両親から飛ぶ方法を決して学びませんでした。

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I fall into a bird-like slide. It never learned how to fly from his stupid parents who weren't even the right birds.

INTO JAPANESE

私は鳥のようなスライドに陥ります。それは、適切な鳥でさえなかった彼の愚かな両親から飛ぶ方法を決して学びませんでした。

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I fall into a bird-like slide. It never learned how to fly from his stupid parents who weren't even the right birds.