YOU SAID:

I fard soo hard that a poopie slipped out

INTO JAPANESE

私はうんちが滑り落ちるほど激しく吠えました

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I barked so hard that the poop slipped off

INTO JAPANESE

俺は地球が歪むくらいの ケリを入れた

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And I kicked him so hard that he saw the curvature of the earth.

INTO JAPANESE

俺は地球が歪むくらいの ケリを入れた

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And I kicked him so hard that he saw the curvature of the earth.