YOU SAID:

I farded and shidded and my camed pants

INTO JAPANESE

私 farded と shidded と camed パンツ

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I farded and shidded and camed pants

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私は処刑されたとshiddedとcamedパンツ

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I was executed and shidded and camed pants

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私は実行され、shiddedとcamedパンツ

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I ran, shidded and camed pants

INTO JAPANESE

私は走って、shiddedとcamedパンツ

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I ran, shidded and camed pants