YOU SAID:

i farted and accidentally gave birth to twins and you're complaining about a broken nail

INTO JAPANESE

私がおならをして誤って双子を産んでしまい、あなたは爪が折れたと文句を言っています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You're complaining that I farted and accidentally gave birth to twins and you broke your nails

INTO JAPANESE

私がおならをして誤って双子を産み、爪を折ったとあなたは不平を言っています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You're complaining that I farted and accidentally gave birth to twins and broke my nails

INTO JAPANESE

おならをして誤って双子を産んで爪を折ってしまった

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I farted and accidentally gave birth to twins and broke my nails

INTO JAPANESE

おならをして誤って双子を産んで爪を折ってしまった

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I farted and accidentally gave birth to twins and broke my nails