YOU SAID:

i farted and i died in a ditch while eating potato chips

INTO JAPANESE

私はおならをし、ポテトチップスを食べている間に溝で死んだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I faped and died in the ditch while eating potato chips

INTO JAPANESE

ポテトチップスを食べながら溝の中でオナニーして死んだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He died eating potato chips and masturbating in the ditch.

INTO JAPANESE

彼はポテトチップスを食べて溝の中でオナニーして死んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He died eating potato chips and masturbating in the ditch.