YOU SAID:
I farted and peed my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンのおならをしておしっこをした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went over my pants and peed.
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンの上を行っておしっこをした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went over my pants and peed.
Come on, you can do better than that.