YOU SAID:

i farted in my mom's mouth and she kissed my dog

INTO JAPANESE

私は母の口の中でおならをし、彼女は私の犬にキスをしました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I fart in my mom's mouth and she kissed my dog

INTO JAPANESE

私は母の口の中でおならをし、彼女は私の犬にキスをしました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I fart in my mom's mouth and she kissed my dog