YOU SAID:
I farted in my silly goober pants so violently that my brother flew to china
INTO JAPANESE
バカなズボンであまりにも激しくオナラをしたので、兄は中国に飛んでしまいました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My brother flew to China because he farted so hard in his stupid pants
INTO JAPANESE
私の兄は愚かなズボンであまりにも激しくオナラしたため、中国に飛んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My brother farted so hard in his stupid pants that he flew to China
INTO JAPANESE
私の兄は愚かなズボンであまりにも激しくオナラしたため、中国に飛んでしまいました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My brother farted so hard in his stupid pants that he flew to China
Come on, you can do better than that.
