YOU SAID:

i farted next to obama's second cousin while meditating

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私は瞑想中にオバマのまたいとこの隣でおならをした

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I farted next to Obama's cousin while meditating.

INTO JAPANESE

私は瞑想中にオバマのいとこの隣でおならをした。

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I farted next to Obama's cousin during meditation.

INTO JAPANESE

私は瞑想中にオバマのいとこの隣でおならをした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I farted next to Obama's cousin during meditation.