YOU SAID:

i farted next to obama's second cousin while meditating last week

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先週瞑想中にオバマのまたいとこの隣でおならをした

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I farted next to Obama's cousin while meditating last week.

INTO JAPANESE

先週、私は瞑想中にオバマのいとこの隣でおならをした。

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Last week, I farted next to Obama's cousin while meditating.

INTO JAPANESE

先週、私は瞑想中にオバマのいとこの隣でおならをした。

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Last week, I farted next to Obama's cousin while meditating.