YOU SAID:

i farted so hard today that it started the apocalypse

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私は今日、黙示録を始めるほど激しくおならをした

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i farted so hard today that i started the apocalypse

INTO JAPANESE

今日は激しくオナラしたので黙示録が始まった

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I farted so hard today that the apocalypse began

INTO JAPANESE

今日はおならしすぎて黙示録が始まった

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I farted too much today and the apocalypse started

INTO JAPANESE

今日はおならをしすぎて黙示録が始まった

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I farted too much today and the apocalypse started