YOU SAID:

I farted so loudly my cat died and crapped all over grandma.

INTO JAPANESE

私は大声で私の猫が死亡し、おばあちゃんに動いたおなら。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I moved to my Grandma, and killed my cat loud fart.

INTO JAPANESE

私の祖母に移動し、私の猫の大声でおならを殺した。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Navigate to my grandmother and killed my cat loud fart.

INTO JAPANESE

私の祖母に移動し、私の猫の大声でおならを殺した。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Navigate to my grandmother and killed my cat loud fart.