YOU SAID:

i farted uh oh that is stinky what the helllll oh my god no way yipee

INTO JAPANESE

私は屁をしたええと、それは臭い何地獄lllああ、まさかyipee

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I farted, uh, it stinks of hell lll ah, no way yipee

INTO JAPANESE

オナニーしたんだ、あー、地獄臭い、ああ、まさかイイペー

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I masturbated, ah, hellish smell, ah, no way!

INTO JAPANESE

オナニーしちゃった、あ、地獄臭い、あ、まさか！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I masturbated, ah, hellish smell, ah, no way!