YOU SAID:
I feel asleep with mayonnaise on my leg
INTO JAPANESE
足にマヨネーズを塗ったまま眠ってしまう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I fall asleep with mayonnaise on my feet
INTO JAPANESE
足にマヨネーズを塗ったまま眠ってしまう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I fall asleep with mayonnaise on my feet
That didn't even make that much sense in English.