YOU SAID:
I find myself wanting to have a relationship with my crayons.
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分のクレヨンとの関係を持ちたいと思っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to have a relationship with my crayon.
INTO JAPANESE
私はクレヨンと関係を持ちたい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to have a relationship with crayons.
INTO JAPANESE
クレヨンと関係を持ちたい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to have a relationship with crayons.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.