YOU SAID:
I gave my cat an enema and he pooped all over my wife's dress.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の猫に浣腸を与え、彼は私の妻のドレスのいたるところにうつ伏せになった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I gave my cat an enema, and he fell down on my back everywhere in my wife's dress.
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫に浣腸を与え、彼は私の妻のドレスのどこにでも背中の上に落ちた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I gave the cat an enema and he fell on his back anywhere in my wife's dress.
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫に浣腸を与え、彼は妻のドレスのどこにでも背中に落ちた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I gave the cat an enema and he fell on his back anywhere in his wife's dress.
INTO JAPANESE
私は猫に浣腸を与え、彼は妻のドレスのどこにでも背中に落ちた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I gave the cat an enema and he fell on his back anywhere in his wife's dress.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.