YOU SAID:

I get 2 kittens if im dumb HAH

INTO JAPANESE

ばかげているなら2匹の子猫がいます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you're ridiculous, you have two kittens

INTO JAPANESE

あなたがばかげているなら、あなたは2匹の子猫を飼っています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you're ridiculous, you have two kittens