YOU SAID:

I get a taco, I will donate 50 bucks to a library that will sadly use it to kill someone.

INTO JAPANESE

私はタコを手に入れ、悲しげに誰かを殺すために50ドルをライブラリに寄付します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will get an octopus and donate $ 50 to the library to sadly kill someone.

INTO JAPANESE

悲しいかなか誰かを殺すために、私はタコを手に入れて50ドルを図書館に寄付します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Alas, in order to kill someone, I get an octopus and donate $ 50 to the library.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、誰かを殺すために、私はタコを手に入れ、50ドルを図書館に寄付します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, in order to kill someone, I get an octopus and donate $ 50 to the library.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、誰かを殺すために、私はタコを手に入れ、50ドルを図書館に寄付します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, in order to kill someone, I get an octopus and donate $ 50 to the library.