YOU SAID:
I give cows a good pat. They are happy with me.
INTO JAPANESE
私は牛に良いパットを与えます。彼らは私に満足しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I give cows a good putt. They are happy with me.
INTO JAPANESE
私は牛に良いパットを与えます。彼らは私に満足しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I give cows a good putt. They are happy with me.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.