YOU SAID:

I got a dog and that dogs name is cat, have you ever heard a thing as crazy as that, and I got a cat whose name is fish. Have you ever heard something so weird as this?

INTO JAPANESE

私は犬を飼っていて、その犬の名前は猫です。そのようなクレイジーなことを聞いたことがありますか?魚という名前の猫を飼っています。これほど奇妙なことを聞いたことがありますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a dog and its name is Cat. Have you ever heard of such a crazy thing? I have a cat named Fish. Have you ever heard anything this strange?

INTO JAPANESE

私は犬を飼っていて、その名前は猫です。そんなクレイジーなことを聞いたことがありますか？私は魚という名前の猫を飼っています。これほど奇妙なことを聞いたことがありますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a dog and its name is Cat. Have you ever heard of such a crazy thing? I have a cat named fish. Have you ever heard of anything as bizarre as this?

INTO JAPANESE

私は犬を飼っていて、その名前は猫です。そんなクレイジーなことを聞いたことがありますか？私は魚という名前の猫を飼っています。これほど奇妙なことを聞いたことがありますか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a dog and its name is Cat. Have you ever heard of such a crazy thing? I have a cat named fish. Have you ever heard anything so bizarre?

INTO JAPANESE

私は犬を飼っていて、その名前は猫です。そんなクレイジーなことを聞いたことがありますか？私は魚という名前の猫を飼っています。そんなに奇妙なことを聞いたことがありますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a dog and its name is Cat. Have you ever heard of such a crazy thing? I have a cat named fish. Have you heard anything so strange?

INTO JAPANESE

私は犬を飼っていて、その名前は猫です。そんなクレイジーなことを聞いたことがありますか？私は魚という名前の猫を飼っています。そんなに奇妙なことを聞いたことがありますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a dog and its name is Cat. Have you ever heard of such a crazy thing? I have a cat named fish. Have you heard anything so strange?