YOU SAID:
i got diarrhea in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンで下痢をした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I had diarrhea in my pants
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンに下痢があった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Trousers had diarrhea
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンに下痢があった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Trousers had diarrhea
Come on, you can do better than that.