YOU SAID:

i got high and ate my pants and now my dad is yelling at me and i dont even have a dad

INTO JAPANESE

私は高くなって私のズボンを食べましたそして今私のお父さんは私に叫んでいますそして私はお父さんさえ持っていません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I got high and ate my pants and now my dad is yelling at me and I do not even have a dad

INTO JAPANESE

私は高くなってズボンを食べました、そして今私のお父さんは私に叫んでいます、そして私はお父さんさえ持っていません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I got high and ate the pants, and now my dad is yelling at me, and I don't even have a dad

INTO JAPANESE

私は高くなってズボンを食べました、そして今私のお父さんは私に叫んでいます、そして私はお父さんさえ持っていません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I got high and ate the pants, and now my dad is yelling at me, and I don't even have a dad