YOU SAID:

I got paid a jar of pickles for killing a child, what a steal!

INTO JAPANESE

私は子供を殺したためにピクルスの瓶を支払われました、なんて盗みます！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was paid a bottle of pickles for killing my kid, steal!

INTO JAPANESE

私は私の子供を殺したためにピクルスのボトルを支払われました、盗みます！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was paid a bottle of pickles for killing my kid, steal!