YOU SAID:
I gotta poo so bad, dude.
INTO JAPANESE
私はとても悪いうんちをしなくてはならない、おい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have to poop so bad, hey.
INTO JAPANESE
私はとても悪いうんちをしなければならない、ねえ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have to poop so bad, hey.
Come on, you can do better than that.