YOU SAID:

I hate everyone cause they're so dumb lol and I like eating toes

INTO JAPANESE

みんなバカだから大嫌い笑そして足の指を食べるのが好き

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hate them because they're all stupid lol and I like to eat my toes

INTO JAPANESE

みんなバカだから大嫌いです（笑）足の指を食べるのが好きです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hate it because everyone is stupid (laughs) I like to eat my toes

INTO JAPANESE

みんなバカだから嫌い(笑) 足の指を食べるのが好き

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hate it because everyone is stupid (laughs) I like to eat my toes