YOU SAID:

I hate it when a llama named Carl stabs me in the chest 37 times and eats my hands

INTO JAPANESE

カールというラマに胸を刺されて手を食べるのが嫌いだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hate having a llama named Carl stab me in the chest and eat my hands.

INTO JAPANESE

カールというラマに胸を刺されて手を食べるのが嫌いだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hate having a llama named Carl stab me in the chest and eat my hands.