YOU SAID:

i hate it when some sneaky french pirates steal my soap out of my cat bed

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私はそれを嫌ういくつかの卑劣なフランスの海賊が私の石鹸を私のcat bedから盗む

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I dislike it Some cowardly French pirates steal my soap from my cat bed

INTO JAPANESE

私はそれを嫌ういくつかの臆病なフランスの海賊は私の石鹸を私の猫のベッドから盗む

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I hate it Some cowardly French pirates steal my soap from my cat's bed

INTO JAPANESE

私はそれが嫌いいくつかの臆病なフランスの海賊は私の猫のベッドから私の石鹸を盗む

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I hate it Some cowardly French pirates steal my soap from my cat's bed